Monday, August 28, 2006

Watergate Incident in Maryland!

Political intrigue may sweep Maryland in wake of Watergate-esque incident!

A man was arrested Sunday for breaking into Mayor Martin O'Malley's gubernatorial campaign office, according to The Baltimore Examiner.

Stealing documents? Planting bugs? Combing sensitive records?

No. Just taking a piss.

Jason Yereance, a 32-year-old tugboat operator from Walpole, Maine, drunkeningly stumbled into the office building on a quest for a toilet. O'Malley's office is located in Canton, a southeast Baltimore neighborhood known for its nightlife. Turns out all the doors were unlocked and Yereance was on his way out sans stolen goods when confronted by an officer.

from The League: Reassembled


Blogger zenbowl said...

Less watergate. More watercloset.

8/28/2006 03:44:00 PM  
Blogger Rfustero said...

Well at least he had the decency to look for a public bathroom- i am sure most people would have pissed in some alley or behind some bushes.

8/29/2006 08:29:00 AM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home